Hello miss Thang. (Tabitha)
I know you are feeling pretty sassy and proud today.
I certainly wouldn't want to rain on your nap parade either, but it seems that you've forgotten some house rules and I'm here to remind you, lest you find yourself banished from your cozy home.
You see we have a curfew. You may not go gallivanting around after dark.
We also have a NO Hunting rule. Which you have plainly broken.
There is a NO DEAD animal in the house rule.
Again clearly BROKEN.
Do you remember last summer when you brought something in the house and hid it. Only to be found months later in a disgusting state of rotting!?!?!
What were my exact words to you?
I do recall them being: "You do that again and I WILL find you a new home."
I don't make idle threats. You know this; you've watched as Gabby, Kadie and Cassie all found themselves outed from this house and banished forever.
Granted Cassie did make a brief appearance but then decided that freedom on the road was better then our house rules.
I am angry with you cat. How dare you chow down on the head of a bunny when you are most properly and WELL fed here. You get 1/2 of moist food, one scoop of dry AND You get your share of chicken,fish, steak and pork, just like the dog. I can't help it if you don't like peanut butter...thems the breaks.
There will be no more night wanderings. You are grounded.
And the next "thing" I find dead in my house better be you, because if it ain't you'll wish you were when I get done finding you proper housing!
Oh, and Just so you know, for the rest of the day if I catch you napping I will pick you up and throw you outside. I believe rain is expected and I know how much you hate being in the rain. Watch yourself kitten, You've made me very very angry AND sick to my stomach.
You get no more chances. This is your LAST warning.
For the rest of you: I am now leaving my computer room until hubby gets home and disinfects it. It appalls and sickens me to know I am inches from a headless bunny. I think I'm going to go barf now. Seriously.